| THE TALE OF JERRY LEWIS
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| More fun with pigs, and how a boy brought his family to ballgames on a tractor... |
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| CONFESSIONS OF A GIMP
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A cynical look at the author's life-threatening assault, and all its aftermath...
(Previously published in the Fall 2004 issue of PulpLit.Com) |
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| COWS IN THE YARD!
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| First pigs, now cows....what's left!?? |
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| THE TALE OF JERRY !LEE! LEWIS
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| Smoky Cajun bars, a gay piano teacher, and why it's fun to play air piano.... |
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| THE ERRANT STREAM
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| A Urination of Fate..... |
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| THE LEGITIMATE TERM PAPER EXCUSE
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| The tale of the author's house burning down..... |
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| UNPRECEDENTED TRIPLE RACE CAUSES MORE CONFUSION THAN CONTROVERSY
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| A tale that takes place in the future--2012, to be exact. Hardly a psychic foretelling, this is a peek at our political landscape if--well, if Murphy’s Law became a universal truth.... |
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| 'TIL THE EAGLE FLIES (Scene 1)
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| Excerpt from a novel-in-progress... |
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| WHAT'S SO DARN FUNNY? An Explanation of Laughter
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| A humorous observation of the scientific and sociological reasons behind exactly why we laugh... |
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| I HOPE I HATE KISSING DUDES: A Metrosexual Journey of Self-Discovery (article-in-progress)
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| The author discovers revealing facts about this new trend....and about his "sweet" soul... |
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| Are We Keepin' It TOO Real? Reality TV Debunked
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| An examination of some of the most outlandish shows of the new trend in television... |
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| JOEL & ETHAN COEN: Attack of the Two-Headed Director
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| A look at the astounding careers of the cinematic virtuosos... |
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| STEELY DAN: Better Than You...But They Could Care Less
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| A retrospective of the Kings of Geek Rock... |
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| MODERNUS UPF*CKERUS: How We're Like the Romans
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| A precise look at our Roman ancestors, and how American culture relates to them... |
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| DOGGIE DRESSUP: A Blog
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| As his girlfriend parades her pets around in costume, a man slowly reaches his breaking point.... |
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